Fortune Cookies

As a fan of Chinese food, I've opened many fortune cookies over my lifetime, and I have to say that the quality of fortunes have really declined. Maybe the Hollywood writers' strike is affecting fortune writing.This is a barely concealed advertisement for green tea ice-cream. Which I've heard isn't that good.

Then there's this:This just shows a lack of effort on the fortune's part. I come to the cookie looking for guidance, and it tells me to flip a coin? That's like Ann Landers telling someone to see what Dr. Phil has to say.

I mean, how hard is it to write a fortune?

Thanks to the wonders of the internet, my point in easy to prove through a Fortune Cookie Fortune Generator!
See? Easy! Now make your own and show those Hollywood writers we don't need them! And then tell them to hurry back because I'm really missing watching new episodes of Bones.