Smashing New Hat Increases Ego Points by 30

I got a new hat yesterday. Buying hats is always a tricky thing, because they always look really good in the dressing room, only to prove to be all wrong for you when you get home. But my hat passed the husband approval test, so I knew I had a good thing going.

Even better, today I received five compliments. My boss, my co-workers, even the mailman were all impressed by my hat. I have to say, I was afraid the hat would rip because my head swelled larger and larger with each mention. What a great day!Now it's your turn! Admire!